Winter 2022 Impressions: Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru, Shikkakumon no Saikyou Kenja, Akebi-chan no Sailor-fuku

Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru

Short Synopsis: Sew-me ga Kirei.

Armitage: While it may look generic in the way most modern anime set in high school do, the plot concept at the center of Sono Bisque Doll is actually pretty novel: a story about a socially awkward boy using his one very specific skill to help a popular girl in following through with her one very specific hobby. It can be a nice exploration of the dynamics of the relationship between these two while also giving a peak into cosplay culture. But, all that potential gets overshadowed by the continuous and entirely needless pandering to horny teenagers. Which really should not be this show’s core audience. If it strips itself of all the out-of-place fanservice, it won’t lose an ounce of its story’s essence. Alas, so often this premiere felt like the writers thinking “Hey, this is how we sell our female lead! Make sure to add a close-up panty shot at the time when she’s opening her heart to the male lead. That’s obviously the perfect moment.” Of course, that’s only one of the many moments of dumb sexualization of Kitagawa and I don’t think this story is ever going to change this approach. But hey, it sure would be talked about by the end of the season. For better or worse.

Potential: 25%

Lenlo: I’m so torn on Bisque Doll. On one hand, it’s really pretty and I think it could make for an interesting exploration not only of a piece of Japan’s culture I’ve never seen before but of non-traditional masculinity in general. On the other hand… My god is it creepy. The way it lingers on the lead girl, who is admittedly very pretty, and the almost disturbing way the lead man looks at or thinks of the dolls are both off putting. I think Bisque Doll has a lot of potential. All the pieces for not only an interesting romance but a compelling drama are here. From good visuals to a fun and interesting dynamic between our lead couple, I’m curious! I want to watch more! It just feels so god damn voyeuristic. I’m going to keep watching this and just pray it stays lovably weird and doesn’t go full trashy creep.

Potential: 60%

Shikkakumon no Saikyou Kenja

Short Synopsis: A powerful sorcerer choses to be reborn as an even more powerful preteen boy so his anime can attract a larger audience.

Amun: The biggest question here is: does this count as an isekai? It has reincarnation to the same world, but a different time – although it isn’t from the modern world to a magical one. Hmmm. Anyways, this was a dense episode. My goodness. There was reasoning behind the reincarnation, meeting of the main harem, becoming the honor student/quasi-teacher, winning an inter-school tournament, defeating a major foe, and uncovering the main sinister plot. That was ONE episode. Guys, you have like 12 episodes – I’m pretty sure I’ve seen shows with less plot in a full season. That said…it wasn’t terrible. Sure, we’ve seen it all before, but I’m kind of interested in the demons taking over a school (eat your heart out Voldemort). Our MC is properly overpowered, but still has his shy side – I’m not saying this is anything original, but it’s at least a decent rendition of this trope. I’ll give Shikkakumon a few more to prove out where it’s going (at breakneck speed), but I’m expecting a B-tier adventure at best. Which I am perfectly okay with.

Potential: 50%

Wooper: Back when The Irregular at Magic High School aired in 2014, it drew a lot of criticism for bending over backwards in praise of its own protagonist. It wasn’t the first anime to employ such a stupid storytelling strategy, of course, but it was still novel enough (and popular enough) to make the show into a meme. Eight years later, the success of that meme means we get at least two anime per season that are similarly obsessed with their own heroes. Shikkakumon is one such series. It is so concerned with demonstrating the awesomeness of Matthias Hildesheimer (yes, that’s his real name) that he becomes secondary to the list of spells and insignias that he possesses. Enhance Physique, Sunder Steel, Crests of Creation and Rapid Firing – these things are more important to the series than anything about Matthias himself. Every other character in the show exists not as an individual but as a device to inflate his importance. His friends trust him within seconds of meeting him and benefit immensely from his guidance. He passes his magical entrance exams at the top of his class and is immediately recruited to teach all his less talented peers how a real mage does it. Those who oppose him doubt his strength at first, but turn out to be hopelessly outmatched by his abilities as a sorcerer. It’s the stuff of wet dreams for chuuni teens, but I’d sooner be reincarnated as a blind and deaf man than look at or listen to another episode of this show.

Potential: 0%

Akebi-chan no Sailor-fuku

Short Synopsis: Glorified sauna belt commercial.

Lenlo: Remember when I called Bisque Doll creepy and voyeuristic but promising? Right, Akebi is just voyeuristic and it’s about 13 year olds. Visually I think it’s alright? I’m really not a fan of the character designs sadly, their faces just look like lumpy balls of clay someone stuck absurdly large eyes to. That lumpiness probably makes it easier to animate, and Akebi does have some good shots, but I find it really unappealing. Meanwhile the narrative is doing nothing for me. It’s another idol-ish show where young girls try to become Idols, glorifying an honestly pretty toxic industry. So yeah, this is a hard pass from me.

Potential: 0%

Armitage: While I agree with Lenlo that both this and Sono Bisque Doll are completely trite in their fanservice, I actually can’t pick what kind I hate more. Watching a 13-year-old putting on a skirt while her underpants are artistically not shown to the viewer or having a 15-year-old have her buttcheeks shown dead center of the screen. They are both equally unnecessary and brain-dead if you ask me. The difference is that Sono Bisque actually has a decent premise even though it is unable to fully back it up. Here we have a message for girls to lose weight till society deems them perfectly slim and desirable. Else they would amount to nothing. Truly poignant stuff.

Potential: 0%