Star Crossed Anime

Merry Christmas everyone. Christmas really is a time of peace, love and friendship. So yeah, I found this a good time to finally watch Kanashimi no Belladonna. It sounded like a good idea when I started watching it!

But seriously though: wow. We’re talking about 1973 here. Anime at this time was just giant robots and silly action shows. The industry was only ten years old, at a time when animation really was only meant for kids. And here this movie comes, with its sex, suffering, extortion, love, betrayal, pain, seduction, sex and more sex. It must have made a huge impact on the animation industry at the time!

The storytelling is just surreal. Even Studio 4C’s stuff is tame, compared to the style of Kanashimi no Belladonna. It’s obviously not for everyone. You really have to like artsy stuff, and as you can imagine from the screenshots: there is no way that the creators could animate images of these details. There are lots of still frames, while the animation that’s there is simple and often resorts to repeated frames.

But seriously, who cares! The art in this movie is absolutely beautiful. Even now, more than 35 years later, there still hasn’t been an anime that could call itself equal to this. Every frame is drawn with so much inspiration. I’m really going as far as saying that this is the best-looking anime of the seventies. It’s gorgeous in every way, and the soundtrack itself consists out of a bunch of great songs and background tunes for its time.

Despite being artsy however, this movie also excels in its characterization. Jeanne’s progression throughout the movie really hit me. The way that her life is spiralling completely out of control as she gets lost within her own greed, somewhere in medieval France. She desperately tries to be meaningful, despite the sacrifices she has to make. There’s a ton of symbolism and tons more of different ways to interpret these.

So yeah, obviously this isn’t a movie that you want to show your little brother or sister, because the story is told with tons of sex scenes. The same sex scenes will also turn off those who aren’t into artsy stuff, because seriously, they can get really bizarre at times. I seriously have no idea what went through the minds of the creators as they came up with this. I personally really enjoyed the movie. It’s really surreal, but very haunting at the same time.

Kappa no Coo to Natsuyasumi: ET the Anime. We have a boy who finds a alienkappa. The two live together along with the boy’s mother, father and annoying sister. Eventually however, the boy must protect his new friend from the evil scientistsmass media and help him find his own kind back. But don’t let my overly generalized synopsis fool you. It’s a very charming movie.

What we have here is a charming family movie with a pretty nice characterization, that also isn’t afraid to touch upon some more mature themes. Between the gentle slice of life, this movie (clocking in at over two hours) discusses bullying, friendship and having to live in a completely new environment, but it also criticizes the mass media (and in a way that makes them come across as wrong, but not stereotypically evil), the “bystander effect” and other aspects of modern society. The themes are a bit one-sided overall, but they work well enough.

But most of this movie’s focus really goes towards the characters, which are nicely enough developed for a movie. The lead boy suffers a bit from how he looks like so many other young lead characters in other movies like this, but Coo, the Kappa, is well portrayed, and you have to love the antics of his bratty little sister. His parents are also strong characters, and combined they make up for his genericness.

This really is a movie for the fans of slice of life who also like some dark parts once in a while. If you’re not into slice of life, then it will be a bit hard to enjoy, considering that for a movie, it’s over two hours long. Kappa to Coo no Natsuyasumi takes a well known premise, but executes it well.

Back in the sixties and seventies, before the age of Ghibli, Toei still had the ambitions to become the “Disney of Japan”, and was enthusiastically competing with Nippon Animation for that title. It’s not much of a surprise of course that a movie of the Swan Lake once was made. And I’m pretty impressed, actually. It’s obviously a children’s movie, but if you like this sort of stuff then Swan Lake will have you entertained.

The music for starters is fantastic. But really, how can you go wrong when you have Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake as your soundtrack? With some of the best parts of this classical masterpiece, this movie truly is a feast for the ears and it creates a great atmosphere to work with.

Well then, the story itself is a bit unrealistic at times (romantic love story between a prince and princess who happen to meet each other and fall in love. Oh, and let’s not forget the two squirrels who somehow make themselves into important characters…), but it definitely has its charms. The story is well paced and makes well use of its airtime. Although there’s one particular Big Lipped Alligator Moment with ballet-dancing eggs. No, really.

In any case, what made me like this movie the most was the villain: Rothbart. His motives are just plain wrong, but he’s such a fun guy to watch. The characterization for him is just excellent and he’s the one who manages to carry this movie from the moment he first gets mentioned. Now here’s a movie that manages to create a really enjoyable character. The rest of the cast is also pretty enjoyable. Odette may be a bit useless, but it doesn’t stand out too much because of Odin, the Prince and the squirrels (yeah, these two oddballs really have their charms) have their own colourful personalities.

Let me take a bit of time to talk about the ending, though. The progress of this movie is fairly linear and modern fairy-tale-like, but solid. At the end, there’s this big battle between good and evil, which is actually pretty engaging… until the creators suddenly decide to pull a completely random twist that comes right out of nowhere, makes no sense whatsoever and isn’t explained in the slightest. Seriously, there are Deus ex Machina endings, and there’s this. You really have to try to be that bad.

Nevertheless, I like kids stuff once in a while, and this movie perfectly satiated my thirst for them. That ending was just… weird, but the rest of the movie was very enjoyable. This obviously isn’t the movie you want if you’re looking for maturity, but if you like innocent and likable characters, then this movie has them.

So I was told to check out Garzey’s Wing. I can see why. It’s hilarious.

For all of the wrong reasons, though. Especially with the English Dub on, it’s just one of those shows that are so bad that they become hilarious. There’s no way that I’m going to rate this high, but it is an hour and a half of solid entertainment.

It’s basically just another one of those stories in which a teenager somehow gets warped up to a different world and somehow turns out to be the holy warrior who is the only one who can save the day. There are really tons of shows with such a premise, but this is really a particularly badly executed one. The pacing is just so incredibly erratic that 50% of the cuts don’t make any sense whatsoever. This OVA leaves no time to catch a breath, and the amount of plotholes that come out of it is just huge (the good guys, for example, for a bunch of people who are mere slaves, they surely collected quite a bit of ammo and supplies).

The dialogue is… just abysmal. The English voice acting in particular just way too stiff and camp. Seriously, I have no idea who was behind them, but while watching this, I could almost imagine the voice actors yelling all of their lines in an over the top manner. I have no idea who wrote the English dialogue, but it makes no single attempt to come across naturally. There are hilarious parts in which characters stop mid-sentence because the original Japanese dialogue was much shorter. It also leads to some absolutely priceless one-liners.

I’m not one to usually enjoy bad shows, but what sets Garzey’s Wing apart from most of the other really bad series is one person: Yoshiyuki Tomino. While this was his biggest failure ever, he at least tried: the movie’s concept is at least creative, the animation is at least good (save for a bunch of really obvious shortcuts) and the pacing at least doesn’t drag or become boring.

I respect Tomino a lot: this series really shows how bad his depression was, and it must have been horrible for him to go through this for around ten years, and I have respect for this guy for pulling himself out of it. He very neatly produced the good version of Garzey’s Wing with the Wings of Rean, which was a genuinely good OVA.

But Garzey’s wing was just crap.

Originally I didn’t intend to watch this movie, but many people pointed out that Macross – Do you Remember Love (which followed the original Macross series) deserved to be watched. Now that I watched it, I agree that it’s more than just a recap-movie, and actually a bit of an alternative retelling whose story is very similar to the original.

My big issue with recap movies is when the creators do nothing but copy and paste frames or storylines directly without any form of editing. Thankfully, this is not the case for Do You Remember Love: the creators made conscious decisions of what storylines to focus on, they actually improved the storyline to get rid of some of the plotholes of the original series, and the entire animation is redone. And how! This is 1984 we’re talking about, and the animation looks its time far ahead. This movie, along with Nausicaa is responsible for introducing anime to the big budget era, showing the amazing things that you can do with it. During its time, I’m sure that it revolutionized the animation industry. Even today, it’s still a beautiful movie, and a great recommendation for those who want to get into the look of the eighties and have only watched shows from the past decade. But how does the rest of the movie hold up?

In the end, however, I like Do You Remember Love less than the original TV-series, simply due to the inevitable: the characters and storyline have far less depth, and the storyline just isn’t paced well enough for a movie. Of course a lot of time is spent on the invasion of the Zentradi and their giant cactus that forms a threat to earth, but the main focus, especially in the second half, turns out to be the romance, and the love triangle between the three lead characters. Hikaru and Misa are fine, but I really didn’t like what happened to Minmay: her development is cheesy and angsty, wasting lots of precious time, and her romance comes from nowhere, and feels rather forced and unbelievable.

And, while the new storyline does fill in a few plotholes from the original TV-series, it also creates a lot of new ones. Why did Misa know the Zentradi language? Where did the ancient cities come from? How much of the movie actually happened in canon with the tv-series, and where did Minmay’s brother suddenly bugger off to? Seriously, for such a seemingly important character in the first half he completely vanishes without any explanation whatsoever during the second half. But yeah, those are minor issues. My biggest issue with the restructured plot is that it completely lacks depth as a standalone movie: you NEED to have seen the TV-series in order to fully understand its context, and the very few extra bits of depth it offers just don’t make any impact.

Nevertheless, whenever Minmay starts singing, you really forget about all these flaws. I’ve seen Macross being described as a music video, and after watching this movie I can understand: the singing scenes are without a doubt the best parts of the movie, where both the music and the animation excel beyond belief. It’s really there where this movie shows its true colours, and it’s somewhat a shame that Minmay doesn’t sing often enough.

To continue the experiment: how about this: a short blurb on each of the categories?

The past autumn season may not have been the best, but did stand out in one thing: more than one actually good hentai game adaptations. 11Eyes at first looks like your average harem, with cheesy character-designs, stupid characters, and an incredibly lazy execution. And yet it already proves you wrong during the very first climax.

11Eyes is finally another one of those eroge adaptations that has a good story that’s fleshed out throughout the entire series, rather than the final two episodes, it has well fleshed out and developed characters, and a pretty solid direction during the climaxesEven the smaller side-characters aren’t cardboard cut-outs for once, but actual characters with their own issues, strengths and weaknesses.It’s a really great transition from its original source material and how notorious these have become over the past decade.

11Eyes is not without its problems, though. The voice acting is a bit unrealistic at times, especially the male lead suffers from this. And while the direction is impressive, the animation and visuals themselves don’t often stand out. Also, as the story goes on, a really weird love triangle pops up that is forced, doesn’t make any sense and is way too underdeveloped and forced for its role in the storyline. The big reason for that is the female lead, Yuka, who seems to believe that whenever a guy touches another girl he’s immediately in love with her.

So yeah, ultimately it’s the side-cast that brightens up this series, but they do so pretty well. 11Eyes is in no way the perfect series, but it’s solid entertainment and comes with a pretty good story and characters that will keep you interested. As for the ending… it has some pretty creative elements. I’d label it as a pretty good ending if it wasn’t for the blatant Deus ex Machina at the end.

(In case you’re wondering what happened to the rating categories I usually put here, I’m experimenting whether I should not show them alltogether. Or is there something else that I could put here?)