Five Star Stories Review – 67,5/100

The coming weeks, I’m planning to hold another movie spree, so you can expect a lot of movie reviews. I’ve been meaning to check out Five Star Stories for quite a while now, but I could never find it. Since a whole string of releases recently became available, I decided to check it out, but ultimately I had to be disappointed. This is another one of those movies that try to put way too much in way too little time.

But let me first give credit where credit is due: the art in this movie is absolutely gorgeous. The characters are incredibly detailed and well animated. And sure, some characters may look a bit too ridiculous, but you can see that nearly every character and mecha is drawn with a lot of imagination, I can’t think of any other anime that looks quite like this.

But yeah, the manga for Five Star Stories consists out of twelve volumes. The creators tried to stuff this into only one hour. There’s no way that fits, not to mention that only the first two manga volumes were released at the time that this series was produced. It seems like only the first volume got animated or something, which leaves HUGE plotholes behind.

As an example, we have this bad guy, who everyone says horrible things about, and yet we never actually see him do anything illegal. Sure, he’s a bit of an asshole, but in comparison, the good guys of the movie are much worse: they keep talking about morality and justice, but they also don’t resist to kill innocent people, they turn little girls into war machines and the president of a country somehow manages to leave his post for TEN WHOLE YEARS, doing God knows what in the process.

The setting does have potential: you can see some imagination in the political system for this story, the link between mecha pilots, and how these people fit into society, but it’s never really used well with the very limited scope that this series uses. Right now, the good guys do nothing but flaunt their super awesome mega powers, while the bad guys are simply being stupid assholes. There’s hardly any depth to the characters, other than the father of the girls, maybe.