Star Crossed Anime

Maesetsu!

Short Synopsis: A comedy duo struggles to make it big, or even to stay funny.

Mario’s review:

Out of all the shows I watched for this First Impressions, Maesetsu hands down has the worst production values. Everything looks stiff, to the point where they didn’t bother to animate the whole stadium of fans in a concert – not a single one of them. Then, it’s the subject matter that is going to be a hard sell for anime viewers: this is a cute girls show where girls do comedy – and the comedy bits are on the “missed” side of the spectrum. When the main girl fails multiple times to make people laugh for her routine, I get the same sense about this show as a whole. Still, the way the main duo struggles with what they love and tries best to do what they love is grounded and believable. If this is the story about underdog groups who break out then I still have reasons to follow it.

Potential: 20%

Ochikobore Fruit Tart

Short Synopsis: A small town girl moves to Tokyo to become an idol.

Wooper’s review:

It’s been a long couple of weeks, but we’ve finally reached the end of preview season, where all the trash gets dumped. Ochikobore is perhaps the least inspired show of the fall, though it’s not the worst – it’s far too competent at its cutesy idol shtick to earn that distinction. Instead of outright badness we’ve got unavoidable deja vu, including a cast of characters who slot nicely into each of the major otaku food groups: nice girl, genki girl, loli girl, and Tits McGee. Their manager announces that they’re forming an idol group, and thus they proceed with the singing and “dancing” and distribution of flyers. You’ve seen this before. Fruit Tart looks alright – the performance scene near the end is animated entirely by hand, which is notable for an idol series. The characters spend about half of the episode in silly chibi mode, so if that’s your favorite thing in the world, this is the show for you. Interior scenes make dreadful use of pre-existing digital assets, but that’s par for the course in modern anime – even Jujutsu Kaisen, arguably the season’s biggest production, has the same problem. Alright, I think I’m done writing about this tiresome premiere. Time to go make dinner.

Potential: 10%

Mario’s review:

We can’t never truly escape them huh? Idol anime is here to stay – not for the better though. Despite having a rather pleasant aesthetic, the story of 4 unlikely idol members forming an idol band is an easy but ultimately plain and unmemorable watch. Characters are the kind that have 1 or 2 significant traits and they would max it up to 11, and the plot of getting them into an idol group is terribly contrived, except that they gloss it up as a joke – and not very funny at that. And worst of all, I’m kinda tired of the big boobs trope that frankly exists for fan-service. If they try their hands on parodying the idol industry or these character types, it would work way better, and there are moments where the show touches slightly on that, but then it reverts back to celebrating the genre anyway. It’s not a total waste of time as I find myself enjoying the episode through and through, it’s just harmless and unassuming.

Potential: 20%

Magatsu Wahrheit: Zuerst

Short Synopsis: A novice soldier has to fight the extremist group on his first day and witnesses his best friend killed.

Mario’s review:

The last premiere of the season is a surprise one. When I heard that Magatsu Wahrheit is based on a mobile game I had given up all hope, but at least this first episode featuring multiple perspectives have its merits. While you can easily point out the plot progression and the generic settings, what sells me so far is that they manage to form separate narratives into the big chase at the end – so that by that point we are in both the army and the extremist group. Well, the show actually goes a bit busy for my taste as it introduces a bigger plot threat (the monsters) that has little to do with this cop chase this week. The production is overall inconsistent, there are a couple of nice shots but the rest looks uninspiring and uneven. I’ll be checking more episodes to see how this show progresses.

Potential: 30%

Adachi to Shimamura

Short Synopsis: The two titular high school girls skip classes and spend their time together.

Mario’s review:

Well, I didn’t really expect a slow-burn premiere for this kind of story, and I am glad it takes that route. Unlike many anime features in high school settings, the most distinctive characteristic about Adachi to Shimamura is that (at least in this first episode) it doesn’t take place in the classroom, and it features a relatively minimal cast. It’s a compliment by all means, as it reinforces the strengths of this premiere: they trade bombastic, big action for subtle and soft approach. There’s this atmospheric little space where the two main characters spend time together that becomes a character in itself. There’s this moody and uncertain narration, as well as narrative, that is appropriate for their growing relationship. It has some issues, however: the side characters aren’t that fleshed out, the boob-groping joke is especially tiresome, and the weird cuts of a kid in a spacesuit feel really removed from the rest of the episode. The soft art-style is a delight though, and if it keeps its intimate and slow-burn approach, I will be there for the long run.

Potential: 70%

Armitage’s review:

I’ll get straight to the point. I didn’t like the “comedic” boob-grab (though the show did address it as sexual harassment for a change) and I didn’t like the frequency with which the camera lingers on the girls’ thighs. Barring those, I absolutely loved everything else. We’ve got the perfect Fall show here. This is Shoujo-Ai, through and through – tinged with melancholy, bittersweet, yet comforting. If I were to bottle up its pathos then I’d say watching this show is like that feeling you get on the walk home in the evening after a long day, when your mind drifts off and lets in memories of the what-could-have-been’s in your life. Adashima is not trying to be another Bloom into You and it’s all the better for it. This is subtle, minimalist storytelling with a heavy focus on seemingly small character moments, portraying the loneliness of growing-up and being unable to fit in. Of being a creature of habit, one you want to shake. And of being alone with people you call your friends, forever searching for the one who makes you feel at home. I absolutely loved its handling of the two central characters and the duality their perspectives provide to the narrative. To top it off, we have some really refreshing cinematography and a lovely sombre color palette. Yeah, like I said, I adored this premiere and will be blogging the show from next week.

Potential: 90%

Kamisama ni Natta Hi

Short Synopsis: A high school student gets a sudden visit from God, who appears in the form of a young girl and tells him the world will end in one month.

Alternate Synopsis: Odin-chan Wants to Hang Out!

Armitage’s review:

Here’s the deal with every Jun Maeda show. You either hate them (pfft, sucker!) or you love them (pfft, sucker!). As someone who falls into the latter category and for whom this was probably the most anticipated Fall release, this premiere was the most fun 24 minutes of the season. And, no! I am not saying this as a Maeda fan. Well… I mean, I am, but that’s not the only reason I am saying this. Kamisama ni Natta Hi honestly just had an absolute riot for a start. It’s a lot harder to do slapstick anime comedy right than one would imagine and when the comedy isn’t even the main draw of your series, it’s a whole lot easier to mess it up. But the almost non-stop gags, brilliant chemistry between the leads and clever cinematography(!) elevated the already funny screenplay and made it consistently enjoyable. But of course, this is a Maeda show, so red herrings for future heartbreaks are also sprinkled throughout the episode with hints at how Sato-chan’s powers are a sort of Pandora’s box and humanity simply doesn’t know how to handle one of those. All in all, this was an excellent start and I can’t wait for more of the funny banter while also knowing full well that by the end, this show is going to break my heart into pieces before proceeding to stomp on every one of them and of course, I will love it for that.

Potential: 95%

Wooper’s review:

As far as “God appears to the protagonist” setups go, this one was pretty darn good. I’m not ready to eat my words about all Jun Maeda works being cloying trope-fests just yet – nor do I anticipate needing to, since “the world will end in 30 days” is a premise ripe with tragic potential (whether or not it actually happens). If you put aside the man’s past work, though, there’s plenty to enjoy about Kamisama ni Natta Hi. It uses tilted camera angles and varying degrees of natural light to add visual interest to its scenes. It gradually breaks down the MC’s skepticism towards the goddess’ precognitive abilities, instead of relying on a single eureka moment. Most importantly, it’s funny, which means it’s fun to watch. The disastrous outcome of the protag’s romantic confession was a hoot, and the preceding ‘predict the pitches’ scene functioned as both a clever gag and a warning about the accuracy of the goddess’ foresight. The extended dialogue between the leads may have tested my patience in a couple spots (particularly when it was capped with one of her mini-tantrums), but the script was enjoyably snappy on the whole. This may be the show to turn Maeda haters into Maeda tolerators, so it bears a lot of responsibility this season.

Potential: 70%

Taiso Samurai

Short Synopsis: A former gymnast suffers repeated distractions while trying to tell his daughter about his impending retirement.

Lenlo’s review:

This was… it was definitely a thing. Not the thing I expected, nor the thing I wanted, but definitely a thing. I’ll be honest, Taiso Samurai kinda looks like shit. It’s trying to ride this line between comedic, light hearted absurdity with things like the ninja theming or the big fantasy bird, and a more emotional/serious story of fatherhood and careers. But it rides that line so poorly that neither of these work. It’s not as serious as any number of sports anime, nor is it as stupid and fun as something like Hypnosis Mic. It’s just kinda… there. Oh and the visuals just look like shit. I’m still going to stick with it for a bit, because gymnastics is an interesting sport. But I am expecting nothing out of it.

Potential: 10%

Wooper’s review:

Taiso Samurai is delightfully weird. Our main character Jotaro Aragaki is an airheaded gymnast who has managed to miss his coach’s blatant hints about retirement for years. He owns a gigantic blue toucan (?) that loves eating corn on the cob almost as much as it loves producing alarming reaction faces. He takes his daughter to a ninja-themed fair and somehow returns home with a foreign stalker in tow, who then moves into his house because his mom said it was okay. These are the sorts of curiosities that the show is built on, rather than a particular sport or genre blueprint. It’s sort of grounded in the relationship between Jotaro and his daughter – both of whom are adrift in the wake of Mrs. Aragaki’s passing – but mostly it’s unfettered by conventional plot or character beats. It reminds me of Samurai Flamenco (once it had moved beyond that episode), another series where literally anything could become part of its narrative fabric after the shortest of explanations. Will the stalker (turned tenant) become Jotaro’s pupil, or will they be athletic rivals? Who were those suits chasing him at the ninja fair? Will Big Bird survive the whole series without choking to death on an ear of corn? The only way to know for sure is to keep tuning in each week!

Potential: 65%

Kimi to Boku no Saigo no Senjou

Short Synopsis: The youngest ever “national weapon” teenager gets out of prison, fights the overpowered royal witch, “princess catches” her, then sees her at the opera and gives her a cheap handkerchief.

Lenlo’s review:

I mean… eeeeeh? It’s fine? I don’t really have a lead in for this show like I do others because I can’t really find anything that is particularly praiseworthy or that dunk-worthy about it. Visually it looked fine, but something about it just feels off to me. I can’t tell if it’s a weightlessness or some other kind of inconsistency, but whenever I see Not!Kirito jump around I just can’t really get into that. That said, I do like the thick linework when it pops up and I think Saigo no Senjou is going to have a lot of good looking still shots because of it. Meanwhile story wise it’s once again very… eh? It’s not inspired in the slightest, our MC is just Kirito with just as little actual expression and the whole opening sequence of him freeing someone, to being in prison, to being freed himself and sent on a kill quest just… it rings hollow to me? It feels like someone’s first draft of “How do I make it clear he is sympathetic to witches while still letting him fight witches.” As a whole, Amun’s comparison below to Assassins Pride is apt. Because this show is just as much a nothing burger as Assassins Pride. If you have time to burn, there’s no reason not to watch it. I just don’t have any reason to watch it.

Potential: 50% I guess?

Amun’s review:

Wait, what the – this was pretty good! For a show with very little fanfare (I couldn’t even find a trailer), Kimi to Boku no Saigo no Senjou had a nice first act. Sure it’s cheesy, but that 3D assisted fight scene looked great. And if you get over the obvious Romeo and Juliet plot being lathered everywhere (I mean they legitimately had it as a play in the episode), there are some interesting devices at work (why would a national weapon free a random enemy from max security prison?). The character designs are nothing to write home about but for a modern era fantasy/magic show – I’ve definitely seen worse. One comparable show that came to mind is Assassin’s Pride from a few seasons ago – not the highest ceiling, but it was pretty entertaining. Only problem I see is keeping the same quality for a whole season, but I’m impressed so far.

Potential: 80%

Noblesse

Short Synopsis: A godlike vampire acquires a cell phone. Meanwhile, a botched human experiment defends his brainwashed pals from an anime bully.

Wooper’s review:

It took me a while to figure out why this episode looked so stiff, but I think I’ve got it: everyone’s posture is too good. Most of the characters stand ramrod straight, with only a few of the antagonists being marked by imperfect spinal curvature. I suppose this is a logical choice, since a straight back enhances the otherworldly beauty of Raizel, the sort-of vampire at the heart of this story. Or it would have, if Rai had done anything of note in this premiere apart from send his first text message. Without a clear main character to follow, we jumped back and forth between a mercenary band, some amnesia-addled high schoolers, and M-21, a genetic experiment with Wolverine claws who’s Very Sad that his partner died. When did his partner die? During “Noblesse: Awakening,” the OVA prequel to this series, without which you may get lost during this episode. “Awakening” has a rough couple of opening minutes, but on the whole it’s a much neater technical feat than this passable TV version. If I had to guess, I’d say Noblesse will end up being the redheaded stepchild of Crunchyroll’s Webtoon adaptations (quite a feat, given how poorly the last two were received).

Potential: Watch the OVA instead

Lenlo’s review:

Round 3 on Crunchyroll’s quest of adapting Webtoons, does it fare any better than Tower of God or God of Highschool? I’ll cut right to it, the answer is no, it doesn’t. In fact it’s probably the worst of the three, both from a production and source standpoint. Where Tower of God at least attempted to give us an engaging mystery in a unique fantasy setting and where God of Highschool at least had some baller production at times to look at, Noblesse has neither of those things. It’s an uninteresting vampire show that requires you to watch an OVA prequel series just to understand anything in this first episode. Meanwhile, as Wooper says above, everything just feels… stiff. I don’t know what it is about vampire stories that brings out the worst in authors, but we can do better than this right?

Potential: Don’t watch the OVA, just go watch Hellsing instead

Akudama Drive

Short Synopsis: Half a dozen insane criminals race to prevent their leader’s beheading, and end up causing more beheadings in the process.

Wooper’s review:

This was one of the wildest anime episodes I’ve witnessed in years. It starts simply enough, cribbing from Blade Runner and Akira’s settings to create a lurid sci-fi future of its own. We’re introduced to a morally upright girl who looks to be the main character, and whose innocence will play nicely against the ugliness of dystopian city life. And then, BAM! Criminals called “Akudama” explode onto the screen one after another, leaving corpses and debris in their wake. Their arrivals are signaled by psychedelic comic book panels that consume the entire screen, while their over-the-top personalities can’t be contained by a mere 1080p display. There’s a guy whose motorcycle can shoot the same grappling wires as Attack on Titan’s maneuvering gear, a dude who dismantles at least a hundred robots via superhuman strength, and a busty doctor who operates on a dying man and kills nearly ten onlookers amidst lustful paroxysms mid-surgery. There are giant eyeball droids, laser beam fights, decapitations, and explosions galore. All of this is pulled off with rapid-fire editing and creative scene transitions that give Akudama Drive a visual language unlike anything I’ve seen in 2020. I have little faith that future episodes will match this one’s ambition, but the show has certainly earned another couple glances nonetheless.

Potential: 75%

Lenlo’s review:

You know what, I’m in. I’m down for whatever Akudama Drive is selling. From the Cyberpunk/Blade Runner-esque world to whatever absurd death game we are ending on with these collars, I am along for the ride. I agree with Wooper that the odds Akudama Drive is able to keep this absurdity up and keep it interesting are low. But for now, between the insane personalities and the sheer absurdity of our lead character turning herself into a master criminal through the power of bullshit and the sunk cost fallacy, I am down with this show.

Potential: 80%

Armitage’s review:

Guy on a ‘Tron’ bike that shoots anti-tank lasers rides on skyscraper windows and gets himself involved in a Cyberpunk Battle Royale. Eh, seems tame.

Potential: to crash and burn gloriously.

Amun’s review:

Yeah! All I want to say is the depiction of hacking as a superpower was excellent here – mostly because it involves little typing and lots of flying around on robot drones.

Potential: to have a gloriously gory body count!

Golden Kamuy S3

Short Synopsis: Golden Kamuy resumes as Sugimoto sets out for Sakhalin in search of Asripa. Along the way they will hunt criminals, fight large mammals and make a bunch of dick jokes. So many goddamn dick jokes.

Lenlo’s review:

Alright, I remember very little of Golden Kamuy, its last season airing almost 2 years ago. And yet almost immediately it manages to get me laughing again like it had never left. Don’t get me wrong, Golden Kamuy’s story isn’t bad. Sugimoto’s relationship with Ashripa is great and I really enjoy a lot of the interplay between the characters. But the comedy is where it’s at. Unabashedly making dick jokes, reoccuring pictures of scantily clad muscular men and perpetually escalating actions of petty spite all wrapped up in a single 23 minute episode. I have no idea if the season or story will be any good. But I damn well believe I am gonna laugh my through the next 3 months.

Potential: 70%

Mario’s review:

Golden Kamuy wastes no time as it follows right up where the previous season left off. This time, it’s another distinctive setting where the gang heads off to Sakhalin, an island which borders Russia. While the characters and the humor never take themselves seriously, the same can’t be said for its detailed depiction of unique cultures such as the Ainu and this time the Russian people in Sakhalin. The story might be a bit on the slow side this week, but the queer-baiting humor is as outragous as ever, and I mean that as a good thing. Watching these larger-than-life characters interact with each other in a madcap treasure hunt is a delight, while at the same time Sugimoto and Asirpa’s chemistry is strong enough  not to be overshadowed by the side characters. As long as it keeps up with its unique self it will be a wild ride to follow.

Potential: 60%

Ikebukuro West Gate Park

Short Synopsis: A gang of respectable, straight edge gentlemen escort a 12 year old girl around town to get revenge on some spooky drug pushers.

Amun’s review:

Ikebukuro’s first episode is a goose egg.  I was unable to find a single positive takeaway.  Give me back those twenty minutes of my life.  The plot was horrid – a randomly connected fruit merchant takes a little girl around to plant evidence to get rid of a drug merchant.  It’s actually worse than that (that summary sounds almost interesting on paper) – the big action scenes are jumping a fence and awkwardly kicking someone in the face.  The characters suck – suave suit “King” made me cringe.  “Hacker” zero one made me vomit.  And “G-Boys”…now it’s farce.  This is a caricature of an enjoyable show – you know it represents one but all the important parts have been removed.  The writing is amateur, the characters are flatter than a Type A moe, and the animation is Microsoft Paint level.  No seriously, there are some stills of the fruits that look done in Paint.  There are other atrocious examples of CG assisted …. something.  It’s hard to call this animation in good faith.  I guess the voice acting was okay!   There’s a positive.  Anyways, this has my vote as the worst first of the season.  I think I’d rather watch the wall humping show than this absolutely putrid insult to anime.

Potential: the Zero from “Zero One”

Wooper’s review:

Turns out giving a pseudo-action crime series to the team behind Yesterday wo Utatte (a dialogue-driven character study) wasn’t the best idea. Starting your episode with one of the least exciting animated car chases in recent years means you’ve got nowhere to go but up, and to its credit, IWGP does manage to improve from that point. Were you to graph that rate of improvement, however, the slope would be close to 0. There’s a preteen kid in this premiere who powers the plot by pouting, which causes the grown-up characters to 1) avenge her mother’s injury, 2) senselessly involve her in dangerous situations, 3) leak information ten seconds after having sworn not to, etc. As a result of both her nagging and the investigation it motivates, the G Boys (there is no better name for a group of wannabe hoodlums) discover an indoor greenhouse where a bad guy is growing a marijuana lookalike (nooooo!). Then we cut away from the investigation and get a few seconds of narration explaining how Weed Man is brought to justice, and the episode comes to an abrupt end. So too shall this review; spend your time on other, better anime.

Potential: 10%

Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear

Short Synopsis: Girl in bear outfit saves the village from a giant viper.

Mario’s review:

This third isekai entrance is sadly the most generic out of the three. The whole premise of this first episode focuses on how overpowered the main girl is despite wearing that ridiculous unbearably cute bear outfit. In other words, it’s wish-fulfillment fantasy to the max. Wait, it has another different factor going for it: instead of reincarnating in another world, the Main Girl simply plays her VRMMO game so we have a chance to see a portion of her real life. The issue with that is that even in her real life, Yuna is ridiculously overpowered as well. She claims she doesn’t need to go to school (which should speak to the otaku community out there), and she makes enough money from her games to pay for her parents’ vacation. Well, many claim that Kuma Bear finally breaks gender norms (instead of OP boys we have this cute OP girl) but it’s so lazily written it backfires. For a cute girl in a bear suit fix I’d rather rewatch Serial Experiments Lain instead.

Potential: 10%