Beastars S2
Short Synopsis: One wolfie boy cannot decide whether to eat or “eat” a rabbit (why not both?).
Amun: For starters, I love the OP (and ED? I think they’re one song?). Sounds like Billie Eilish, Japan edition – pretty fitting for the amount of angst present. This premiere is angling more towards the horror undertones we were promised in the first scene of the first season and then promptly ignored for the furry love triangle. The production still looks great, and the plot is progressing fine – Beastars is best when it’s toeing uncomfortable lines. I don’t see anything that tells me it’s time to abandon this furry fleet of ships.
Potential: 65%
Mario: It’s business as usual here in Beastland. The second season picks up a few months after the concluding events of the first, and the gang is back to their normal lives. It’s a quite a low-key start after the climax of last season, merely introducing our mains and their new status quo. I’d say that this returning episode is a bit slower than I would have preferred, with Louis and Juno making way-too-brief appearances… Heck, even Haru doesn’t appear that much. It focuses more on old school “mystery” much like the start of the first season, and we are bound to meet new characters, which is always welcome. The visuals keep up from the stellar previous season, and the OP is an eye worm. Although this episode doesn’t really provide a lot of meat to chew on, it’s always great to have Beastars back on board.
Potential: 50%
Soukou Musume Senki
Short Synopsis: A girl gets transported into a mecha world, which she must save by fighting monsters.
Mario: Ho boy this one was bad. Story-wise it clumsily follows two girls in present-day, before clumsily forcing the main girl into the middle of a mecha fight. Visually, the cel-animated part is sparse in animation and looks stiff at all times, but it is still better than the CG battles that look outright horrible. Then there are 2-3 full minutes of transformation scenes, plus the main girl is so out of her wits that it’s painful to watch. This show is just too generic and offers nothing new to the table. It’s exactly what it aims for at the end: A toy advertisement.
Potential: 0%
Lenlo: Is it weird that I liked this show more before the giant robots, mecha suits and 2 straight minutes of transformation sequences? I thought I had finally found one of those shows that’s just girls talking and hanging out that I could enjoy, before it goes full on Symphogear. That said, this does seem better than Symphogear, however low that bar is. I like that it’s already playing with ideas such as what our lead has lost, that they can die in this world, it’s not just a game, etc. I have no idea if it will stay this way or fall into the same traps. But if it can avoid becoming just another terrible season of Symphogear then I might be able to have some fun with this one. Not much, but some.
Potential: 25%
Ore Dake Haireru Kakushi Dungeon
Short Synopsis: A lowborn noble acquires godlike adventuring skills through no effort of his own.
Wooper: This is the early frontrunner for Worst Premiere of 2021. It ticks pretty much every box of badness possible, especially with respect to the cast: Kirito look-alike protag, sister who’s obsessed with him, childhood friend with two massive “personalities,” and goddess who grants the main dude a bunch of powerful abilities on a whim. He already had one super-powerful skill, but it gave him migraines that could only be cured by kisses (I swear I’m not making this up), so he was clearly in need of a few others. Life point counters pop up on screen throughout the episode so we can track his progress, including how much mana it takes him to shrink his FWB’s tits. Armed with these incredible powers, he decides to apply at the local hero academy (cleverly named “Hero Academy”), and ends up shattering their entrance exam’s high score by several orders of magnitude. Oh, I almost forgot the best part: the main character’s name is Noir Stardia. NOIR STARDIA! It sounds like something out of a fantasy-themed porno – come to think of it, I’d rather watch one of those than another episode of this show.
Potential: 0%
Amun: Oh come on now, it wasn’t that bad…wait. It was pretty bad. Pretty sure they’re also going for “kink by committee”, with representatives from the imotou faction, the chains-bondage bloc, and vanilla-childhood-friend party, reporting in. I guess I’m a little more favorable to the visuals, since that was passable, but the story and characters are not great. I’ll give it another episode or two, but this feels like 100-man to me – pretty bland. Go watch the other weird revenge-healer isekai this season if you want something more extreme.
Potential: 1%
And that is nowhere close to the worst premiere of the season. Wait till you get the one where the guy is a newborn hitting on his mom.
Wait till you get to Ex-Arm.
WAIT TILL YOU GET TO EX-ARM