Star Crossed Anime

A3! Season Spring & Summer

Short Synopsis: The acting troupe Mankai Company scrambles to recruit new members to avoid losing their theater.

Amun’s review:

This isn’t really my kind of show. There, uh, was some acting and a reverse harem thing going on. And the guy napping the bulldozer was funny, I guess. Also….no one in this show except for the guy in black can even spell the word “business.” Pretty obvious he’s trying to give all the second chances possible. I also sorta spaced out halfway through to be honest. The shot of jumping over the fence was cool. But yeah, nothing about this even remotely interested me.

Potential: 0%

Wooper’s review:

As far as bishounen series go, this one was okay. The implausibility of the script is perhaps its main issue, as the main characters seem to be able to convince people of things just by speaking in elevated tones. The acting troupe at the center of the story has precisely one member, yet the owner is able to persuade their landlord not to turn this laughably unprofitable theater into a bar. There’s not an ounce of believability to this story, as the landlord is a major prick, plus he’s just watched the troupe perform for a whopping audience of two people (including himself). Nevertheless, our heroes venture into a sparsely populated city that seems built entirely around the theater industry. They recruit two people by 1) being attractive and 2) quoting Shakespeare, and return to show landlord-san what they’ve accomplished – which is virtually nothing. Has anyone in this series heard of a business plan? Did all of their mothers play motivational tapes when they were in the womb? This level of strained optimism makes it impossible to take the show seriously, but hey, let’s give it the same grade as the female idol show from the last post. Gender equality and all that.

Potential: 15%

 

Dorohedoro

Short Synopsis: A crocodile head has a human inside his mouth, and he goes around biting evil sorcerers, who are just trying to fill their evil quotas.

Lenlo’s review:

One of the weirdest things I’ve looked at so far, Dorohedoro had me going “wtf” from the start. Yet, part of that “wtf” has made me curious. Where is this bottled insanity going? Why is there a person inside the lizard? Why does everyone look like they just came off of a 16 year old’s first Punk Metal album design? No idea, but I kind of want to find out. Don’t get me wrong, the CGI is terrible and sticks out like a sore thumb. Dorohedoro is not a good looking show. Not by any stretch. But maybe it can pull a JoJo and keep me interested by sheer absurdity.

Potential: 40%

Amun’s review:

I’ve seen a few shows now that are using 80s/90s retro designs and style. I don’t like it. Also, this slum world just ends up looking dirty and dingy…I guess you can say that’s by design, but it makes the inevitable blood splatters just look overdone. I guess I’m marginally curious where this story goes, but honestly I haven’t seen enough content to keep me going. I guess the worlds and doors are neat, but the characters so far are meant for shock rather than sympathy. This is a pass from me.

Potential: 10%

 

Ishizoku Reviewers

Short Synopsis: This is ecchi. There’s also some kind of story and a hermaphrodite angel.

Mario’s review:

Here comes the trashiest show of this season. A human and an elf make it a mission to bang everything that moves, meet a bi-sexual loli angel and let him/her join the club: reviewing all the red-light district girls they have been sleeping with. Should I say any more? Oh yeah, the fact that the show makes a “hilarious” twist that other species find 50-yo call girl more attractive than old elf? I actually watched the whole thing so that I can inform you to avoid this show like the plague.

Potential: my mind hurts

Amun’s review:

This is atrocious. Like someone actually put significant effort into this. So instead of reviewing this, I want to list some shows that could use a second season, since these animators are clearly misdirected. Kamisama No Memou-chou. Hunter x Hunter. Angel Beats. Literally a brick wall.

Potential: No. Just no. It doesn’t have any.

Boku no Tonari ni Ankoku Hakaishin ga Imasu

Short Synopsis: An irritable high schooler must deal with a delusional classmate after they’re put into the same study group.

Wooper’s review:

This isn’t the worst premiere I’ve seen so far this season, but it’s certainly the one from which I gleaned the least enjoyment. Shows like number24 and Infinite Dendrogram were, at the very least, so bad that I could amuse myself by criticizing them. “A Destructive God Sits Next to Me,” as this series is titled in English, didn’t make me feel a single thing. Despite its decent production and plentiful reaction faces, it’s somehow less tolerable than last season’s Chuubyou Gekihatsu Boy, which was another show about guys with eighth-grader syndrome. Destructive God’s protagonist is a “normal” guy, but he’s so aggravated by the delusions of his chuuni classmate that watching him becomes a chore. It’s like he doesn’t want to be in his own show, which certainly isn’t a good attitude to give your main character if your goal is audience retention. There’s no story to speak of, unless you count MC-kun experiencing endless frustration at his classmate’s game of pretend. This show has so thoroughly sapped my energy that I can’t be bothered to craft a closing sentence.

Potential: 1%

Lenlo’s review:

Bland. Blaaaaaaaand. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND. This is the blandest premiere I have seen so far. I just finished watching it, and if you asked me questions about it, I wouldn’t be able to answer them. It’s like your most basic comedy sketch show, with a character that doesn’t want to be on it. And if the character doesn’t want to be on it, why should I want to watch it? Nope, sorry, this gets a solid:

Potential: Bland%

 

22/7

Short Synopsis: Eight girls are summoned to a zoo and informed that they will become idols in a week’s time.

Lenlo’s review:

ALL HAIL THE WALL! AS THE WALL COMMANDS AND SO SHALL IT BE! BRING ME YOUR YOUNG WOMEN WITH LITTLE TO NO MUSICAL TALENT. BRING ME YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH SKIMPY SKIRTS. BRING ME YOUR SHY AND DISILLUSIONED MC’s. THEY SHALL BECOME IDOLS FOR THE WALL. WHY? DO NOT QUESTION THE WALL, IT DEMANDS ENTERTAINMENT. YOU WISH TO WATCH GOOD ANIME? THE WALL DENIES YOUR REQUEST. THERE IS NO ANIME BUT THE WALL AND YOU SHALL ENJOY IT YOU FILTHY PEASANTS. ALL HAIL THE WALL! THE WALL! THE WALL! THE WALL! THE WALL!…

Potential: Wall%

Wooper’s review:

22/7 is the latest in a new breed of idol series from this season, come to inform us that idols “laugh at stupid things, wear frilly outfits, and shake their butts for their customers.” That’s a direct quote from the show’s main character, and it’s not a point of view that’s magically reversed by the episode’s end, either. The lead girl is anxious and lonely, and she only agrees to become an entertainer because she loses her part-time convenience store gig. Why does she lose her job? Because it’s the will of “The Wall” that she become an idol. What is The Wall? It’s an inanimate oracle of sorts, which provides guidance to a fated group of girls from an underground idol training facility. Why was this extravagant subterranean facility built to serve just eight young idols-in-training? Because it’s the will of The Wall that they become idols.

This show is dumb, to be sure, but its skeptical attitude towards its chosen industry is interesting – especially because the eight girls I mentioned earlier are voiced by members of the real-life idol group 22/7. All of their performances are unpolished; a few are believable in their roles, but most of them aren’t. When you factor in its rough art and animation, this show appears to be an easy skip… but something about its bizarre mythology and unconventional leading lady has me curious about where it’s headed.

Potential: 15%

 

Kyokou Suiri

Short Synopsis: Girl who mediates disputes between yokai seeks help from man who ate their flesh as a child.

Amun’s review:

Several seasons ago, I was head over heels for the first episode of a show called Kyoukai no Kanata. It had great visuals, great chemistry, wonderful character designs, the works. I felt it was destined for greatness…when in reality, the pinnacle of the show was an idol routine that ended in a…sliming (yes, that’s a verb). I say all of this to express my reservations on the excellent first episode from Kyoukou Suiri – I will not be tricked again! With a main girl who reminds me the world of Charlotte and a bland, over-powered MC, I must resist my yokai sympathies and temper my expectations for what surely will be another letdown…actually, I’m super hyped, this is AOTS for me, I’m sure of it this time!

Potential: 1000000000%

Mario’s review:

Overall, I enjoyed this episode. It takes a while for the true plot to kick in, but it carries through by a solid chemistry between the two leads. This premiere has long but engaging dialogues, and how their conversations lead into the show’s main themes work well for me. The backstory of the girl being a mediator for weak yokai, for example, is intriguing, but I can’t say I’m that impressed on the boy’s story. Her backstory, in addition, lacks suspense, consider that she was kidnapped and lost her eye and leg in the process. On the production side, Kyoukou Suiri has a pretty solid animation, but I am not at all a fan with its muted color palette. So far, it’s the intriguing themes and the solid character chemistry that serve as main strength to me, and I am happy to recommend it as the one to look out for in this Winter season.

Potential: 60%

Runway de Waratte

Short Synopsis: A short high school girl who wants to be a supermodel teams up with her aspiring model design classmate.

Lenlo’s review:

This is a weird one for me. You see, I am typically not the “cute girl anime” sort of person, I often rail against them. Most of the time that’s because they lack any real story or are just fan-service bait. Yet Runway interests me, because for once the girls being absurdly cute is relevant to the story. You can’t be a fashion model without being good looking after all, and it’s a nice excuse to get them in a bunch of different outfits. Meanwhile its also another “Follow your dreams, fuck people who say otherwise” sort of story, and I like those. If I had to say what my major complaint with it all was, it would have to be that it’s moving too fast though. In 1 episode we see Chiyuki go from “It’s impossible I’m too short” to “I’m now a professional and fully contracted model”, with a similar route for her friend. It’s like we setup and blazed past this first hurdle, when I was expecting it to take all season. Going through amateur fashion shows, with the boy making her clothing all the while. Figuring out their style and what works best on her, etc. Instead success is sorta just handed to them on a silver platter 5 minutes from the end and its like… Great, we just skipped an entire seasons worth of possible content to get straight to what could have been a season finale payoff. It feels like a lot of wasted potential. So while I enjoyed it, and I like the concept and the art, though the OST is pretty basic, the writing leaves me worried. All that said, I do want to watch more. So I have to give it a solid score.

Potential: 60%

Mario’s review:

Runway lost me in the first few minutes when it tries too hard to address Chiyuki’s height issues, but thankfully it picks up after that. The main strength is the main girl right now with her outspoken attitude that I find rather refreshing, especially in regards to her situation. The way she dodges the question regarding her dress is gold to me. Wannabe designer-kun personality is not as bold, but he serves well as a foil to Chiyuki, and I’m quite surprised to see the show’s focus on his siblings this early in the game, whom I reckon that we will see more from later on. Also I suspect parts of make Runway so appealing is that it has a clear goal to clear, and clear obstacles for our duo to overcome. Speaking of their chemistry, they handle it in a believable way, and outline their trust for each other. There isn’t a lot of time spent on the actual progress though. After all, I still don’t see why he’s inspired to make that dress for her, or even see him actually making it. Runway seems to head into the right direction, though, so I am fully on board with it.

Potential: 50%

 

Rikei ga Koi ni Ochita no de Shoumei shitemita

Short Synopsis: Two scientists prove love through formulas and science.

Amun’s review:

Rikei ga Koi ni Ochia no de Shoumei shitemita is Dr.Stone meets Kaguya-sama: Love is War.  Which is pretty funny if you find statistics amusing and not terrifying/triggering PTSD.  If higher maths and logical proofs give you a headache, this is not for you. The character setup so far  is the same as Kaguya: two idiots, one straight-man/woman.  I think the obvious pitfall for this show is focusing too much on the experiments/proofs and not enough on the character relationships – literally the main plot point.  For the first episode, I definitely chuckled, but I could see how it might get tedious after a while – pretty much how most discussions of statistics go, actually.

Potential: 50%

Lenlo’s review:

Amun was much more generous in their description of this show than I would have been, but they aren’t entirely wrong. It’s basically just another romcom, but instead of ecchi jokes its science/social ineptitude jokes. If nothing else, that puts it above most romcoms of the last few years. The jokes were novel for the most part and the core conceit something I hadn’t seen before. Still not my style of show, but it looks like a good time for those that enjoy the genre. At the very least I plan to check out the other 2 that were released at the same time to see if it holds up across multiple episodes.

Potential: 40%

 

Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga

Short Synopsis: Oda Nobunaga and other historical figures are pet dogs.

Amun’s review:

Thief Amun, sneaking into another blurb he didn’t sign up for!  I don’t really understand Japanese (anime in particular, but also live-action television) obsession with Oda Nobunaga.  I guess it’s a pretty good story, but it’s been retold more times than the U.S.’s Little Women.  So if you’re a historical buff, you’ll have your own opinions, but I’ll judge Cinnamon aside from that.  Having taken care of Shiba Inu’s myself, I definitely chuckled at this episode. This really isn’t a full anime, but a collection of shorts – but I think that medium fits these simple skits.  Light hearted, not terribly complicated, and plenty for dog-lovers (normal ones NOT furries, like the other THREE, that’s not an exaggeration, THREE shows this season) – Oda Cinnamon Nobunaga is good fun.  Will it get tiresome or keep me interested for the whole season? Who knows! Arf!

Potential: 30%

Lenlo’s review:

I can’t… I don’t know… what? Why? I don’t understand why this exists. Who thought this was a good idea, was something that needed to be animated? It’s just so absurd it took me a good 10 minutes to wrap my head around the fact that this was real. Then after that another 10 minutes to realize the implications of whatever this show could do with its characters. Now on paper, having Oda Nobunaga lead a dog based uprising against the humans could lead to a lot of comedy throughout. Especially as more historical figures are added. On the other hand, its just so fucking stupid and the comedy so out there and one note that I just… I can’t see this going anywhere or doing anything novel for more than like 2 episodes, tops.

Potential: 10%

Uchitama?! Uchi no Tama Shirimasenka?

Short Synopsis: A bunch of anthropomorphic cats and dogs go on adventures in their neighborhood.

Wooper’s review:

What is this, the third show about human/animal hybrids this season? Was there a pet cafe boom in Akihabara last year or something? Whatever the case may be, Uchitama’s origins predate this modern trend, as it’s based on a set of characters created by Sony in the 80s. You can see those original designs during this premiere, which flashes back and forth between boldly outlined cartoon animals and more typically “anime” cat and dog-eared people. The show manages these design swaps pretty well, but there’s not a great in-universe reason for them to take human form – it just makes the characters more marketable. Uchitama is broken into multiple 5-ish minute stories of little consequence, which focus on the friendships between all the dogs and cats in a peaceful Japanese suburb. That’s probably the best narrative approach they could have taken, but the real selling point is the production. The backgrounds are well-illustrated, and the lighting was applied with a deft hand. This is a show that knows how to set a scene at 6:00 PM without slapping an orange filter over the entire screen and calling it a day. Uchitama looks good, and it’s got a feel-good vibe to it, but it doesn’t offer much beyond that.

Potential: 30%

Lenlo’s review:

Christ, is the furry population on the rise in Japan or something? I swear animals are the new hotness in anime recently, from Kemono Friends to Beastars to Nekopara. Of those, Beastars was easily my favorite, being a character drama with some pretty solid themes. After that though I would have to give it to Uchitama, because while its not my style, there is absolutely nothing offensive about it. Uchitama is, perhaps more than anything else I have seen so far this season, a “feel good” show. You turn it on, and you feel happy. You don’t have to worry about character drama, or politics, or ecchi, or any of that crap. Its just animal boys doing animal/boy things around a town in Japan. Is it particularly ambitious? God no. But I see no reason why someone couldn’t enjoy this after a long day, after they get home and just want to relax to some anime. Suffice to say, Uchitama is the comfort food of anime, and there is nothing wrong with that. It won’t win any awards, but hey. Not everything has to. Read Wooper’s post if you want a more in depth look into how it does things. I’m just here to call it like I see it.

Potential: 25% (Inoffensive, unambitious, but incredibly comfy)

 

Oshi ga Budokan Ittekuretara Shinu

Short Synopsis: A female otaku obsesses over her favorite member of an underground idol group.

Lenlo’s review:

Let me be clear: I hate Idol shows. I think the idol industry is, for the most part, a blight on many poor young women’s lives. I hate CGDCT shows. I was not a fan of Yama no Susume, Slime or Hoshiai (Looking at you Wooper). And yet, Budokan was pretty damn funny. As a sarcastic jab at the inherent absurdity of the idol industry, I loved it. It’s the most unconventional show of the season I have seen so far, taking the Idol anime we normally see and just taking one tiny step back to the audience. Showing the love these fans have for them, just how fucking creepy that can sometimes be yet how it isn’t totally malicious. My hope is that it dives in to the topic a bit more deeply moving forward, taking a look behind the scenes at the idols and ribbing on some of the shittier sides of the Idol industry. Even if it just keeps this light hearted and surface level view throughout though, it’ll no doubt me my favorite idol show of the year. Low bar, but still, when do I talk positively about Idol shows of all things?

Potential: 50% 

Wooper’s review:

Eight Bit is making a quiet run as one of the best unsung studios in the anime business. Yama no Susume has long been a favorite of CGDCT fans, Slime Isekai was one of the best-looking shows ever to emerge from its genre, and Hoshiai no Sora gave them some big name director clout – even if it didn’t end spectacularly. Now they’re back with Oshi ga Budokan, one of the least conventional idol series I’ve ever seen. OshiBudo stars not a particular member of an idol troupe, but one of their biggest fans, a girl by the name of Eripiyo who worships the group’s least popular member. The show’s best trick is finding humor in her borderline-neurotic behavior, while also using it to comment on the absurd structure of the idol biz. As someone who finds that industry to be deceptive and exploitative, I hope OshiBudo dabbles in the headspace of both disillusioned fans and performers. Even if it goes for a lighter tone, though, as suggested by the final scene, the show has lots of things going for it. 2D dance sequences, washed-out environments that bring levity to otherwise challenging moments, and a great voice performance from lead seiyuu Ai Fairouz are all reasons to check this one out.

Potential: 60%

 

Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun

Short Synopsis: Wish-granting school ghost turns out to be a boy!

Amun’s review:

It always worries me when the word toilet is in a title (to be fair, it’s only in the English translation – literal title is actually a little weird, Bound Boy Hanako?).  That said, Hanako surprised me by being more than just a B-tier supernatural show; it’s a B-tier supernatural show with a twist.  That twist is taking a common troupe, luck in love, and having an actual, mature outcome.  So at least the writing isn’t atrocious. The visuals remind me of Danganronpa or Samurai Brides: heavy contour and outlining of characters to mask pretty simple settings and faces.  I don’t see this winning any animation awards, but the writing seems okay so far and the setup is decent. I tend to have a soft spot for B-tier supernatural shows, so I’ll probably stick this one out – wouldn’t blame anyone if this wasn’t their cup of tea, though.

Potential: 65%

Mario’s review:

One strong aspect that works in Hanako-kun’s favor is its lush and distinctive visual style, especially towards the backgrounds (Lerche’s signature panel-like scenes are present). The character designs are a bit hit or miss for me, as most of the time I find it gorgeous, then in some parts the big eyes take me right out of the story. Story-wise, I will need to see more of the material to see whether it’s for me or not. What I can say is that this premiere is inconsistent. It juggles light-hearted tones (with mixed results), thriller/horror in the earlier part (which it completely fails) and a hint of drama with supernatural twist (which is quite decent). The inconsistencies are not strictly in tones, but in the way it structures its first episode as well. The twists are handled very well, especially when exploring its own folklore. There’s a hint that Hanako-kun is not your typical apparition, for example. But these twists are often undercut by the ineffective comedy, or more conventional approaches (like the whole matchmaking situation). At the end though, I do feel like the introduction episode nails its main characters and their bound together, so yeah, I’ll stick with this one too, but more cautiously than Amun.

Potential: 50%

Nekopara

Short Synopsis: A litter of catgirls work at a patisserie.

Wooper’s review:

This show is wall to wall catgirls. They meow, bat at things with their hands, and wear maid uniforms at their waitressing job. In the episode’s best sequence, one of them leaps across rooftops and walks atop thin stone walls, the way actual cats are often seen traveling in anime. That scene is the only inspired moment in the whole premiere, though – most of it is an appeal to fetishism. More attention is given to the girls’ tits than their ears or tails, which seems like a missed opportunity. Nekopara delivers yuri bait, mild cameltoe, a character who nearly pees herself waiting for the bathroom, and a master-servant relationship between the patisserie owner and his cats. The squeaky voice work provided by most of the cast seems tailor-made for otaku who like their 2D girls young and dumb. I felt dirty just typing that sentence, but that’s what Nekopara is: a quick and dirty adaptation of a visual novel for catgirl enthusiasts. If that’s you, congratulations and bon appetit.

Potential: Pawsitively terrible

Mario’s review:

Nekopara is so niche that right at the first ten seconds I know for sure that it’s just not for me. The concept is entirely “cute girls as cat maids” and in case you were wondering what the plot is like with that concept, yeah there’s no trace of plot whatsoever. We see a bunch of neko girls who are as smart as 6 yo kids, and do you find that “Master” a bit creepy, knowing that he has/owns half a dozen cute girls under his magic charm? I suppose if you find any of the cat girls remotely attractive then this show is working, as I don’t see any other reason for its existence.

Potential: grrrrrrrrrrr

 

The Case Files of Jeweler Richard

Short Synopsis: A far too appropriately named college student sets out to return stolen property, and acquires a part-time job.

Amun’s review:

One of the interesting evolutions that watching a decade of anime has revealed is the emerging trend to turn expected situations on their heads.  We’ve seen so many scenarios played out, season after season, that eventually the “meta” of anime should evolve and give us something new.  Case Files of Jeweler Richard does just that, subtly subverting expectations in a charming, fresh way.  While this very well may just be another “specialized” anime (we’ve now seen everything from pro wrestling to jetskis), there should be enough staff firepower to make this special – the first episode showcased that.  I think this will be a quiet, episodic show, that the viewer can enjoy alongside the main duo’s working relationship and gem of the week. If that sounds good to you or you’re looking for the season’s chillout filler (like Flying Witch was a while back) – this is the show for you.  Also gems! Learn about gems!

Potential: 75%

Mario’s review:

This was actually a pretty decent premiere. Unlike what I initially expected, the case of this first week is not as much of a mystery, or about the technical side of the jewelry itself, but more about people drama and how the fates of many people intewine through that jewelry and if you ask me, I find that to be a damn good approach. In this case, it’s about two women who share the same hardships and that they have to fight to survive on their own. Each of the women’s story then ties up very well with the meaning behind that sapphire: justice for the weak. Add to that, this first episode more than does it job in fleshing out our main duo, making each of them distinct, while at the same time develop their chemistry naturally. Not all elements work out well, though. The bit about the old creeper crossing the street is a tad bit lousy, which stand out badly since the show is quite adept in nailing little moments (my favorites involve Seigi talks to his Mom). All in all, Jeweler Richard is a real sleeper hit for me. 

Potential: 65%

 

Hatena Illusion

Short Synopsis: A live-in apprentice magician breaks a priceless artifact, and must become his host family’s butler.

Mario’s review:

With all due respect to the late Tomohiro Matsu, Hatena Illusion’s first strike is pretty shitty. Right off the bat, the titular character is a dealbreaker for me. I mean, how dumb are you that you can’t tell a boy from a girl at your age? And why do you freak out because of that? We have a typical bathroom scene, where she shouts “baka…hentai” and acts all shy… She’s a terrible character in all accounts. The rest of them fare a tad bit better, as no-face kun acts like thousands other anime male protags, and the servants in that house literally turn a guest into their underlings. I sense a low-key child abuse here but hey, at least it’s not that grating. The true plot brings no investment to me whatsoever, and with this kind of terrible writing, I don’t hold much hope for it.

Potential: I don’t care

Wooper’s review:

Hatena Illusion is a story about a guy who wants to become a magician, but becomes a butler instead, and he has a tsundere friend who thought he was a girl when they were children, etc. The story was lousy. What I actually want to talk about is anime’s recent failure in the anti-aliasing department, which isn’t exclusive to throwaway shows like this one. Even blockbuster series like last year’s Vinland Saga have had issues with saw-tooth linework. I don’t know what the issue is here – are the animators’ drawings being scanned at the wrong resolutions relative to the finished product? Here’s an example of what I’m talking about – this image comes from Hatena Illusion. The animator might as well have used MS Paint’s oval tool to draw those plates. Look more carefully at the image, and you’ll see that the same aliasing problem extends to the maid’s hands and outfit, as well. And in case you think it’s simply a result of the 720 to 1080p upscaling process, here’s the same shot in 720p. This issue cropped up all throughout the episode, including full-body shots of key characters, not just when dinnerware was on screen. Are there any experts reading this who can explain why some anime suffer from this problem more than others? I’m afraid that my future viewings of modern anime will turn into 20-minute “spot the jaggies” sessions at this rate.

Potential: Whatever

BOFURI: I Don’t Want to Get Hurt, so I’ll Max Out My Defense

Short Synopsis: Rookie girl starts playing a MMO game and maxes out her defense, the rest is history.

Lenlo’s review:

You know, I was with Bofuri up until the end. It was another stupid, hyper specialized Isekai like MILF and her two hit attack last year, except less cringy. The MC was new, she made a hyper focused build and there was some comedy to it all. Like just falling over on to things to hurt them, or being slow as shit because of low agility, that sort of stuff. It wasn’t anything groundbreaking, but it was alright, I enjoyed it. Then she got a super secret skill that gives her complete and utter immunity to poison just by getting hit by it alot and suddenly its “Oh… this is one of those”. No doubt she will become ludicrously overpowered by the end, with the comedy being the only thing that really keeps the show going. A shame. Still, for what is there, it’s not terrible. Just more run of the mill isekai stuff.

Potential: 15%

Mario’s review:

Does she really take a nap during her game?

It’s a two-punch hit for me this morning that I watched two shows with the same premise: rookie starts out in an MMO game, both with devastating results. This show plays out a bit like a cross between Shield Hero and an average isekai from last season, and only has one joke for it, which is spelled out right in the title. The one aspect that somewhat works is that the heroine is a total newbie, making her see the game much differently than other gamers. But even in this episode the game rules are broken to her advantage (she is allowed to BITE the enemy. Wot??) and it’s still a wish-fulfillment fantasy at best as she already acquired many advanced skills at the end of this episode. No, no, no.

Potential: 10%

 

number24

Short Synopsis: A former college rugby star becomes his team’s manager after a motorcycle accident.

Wooper’s review:

This anime is about boys! Tall boys and short boys, thin boys and thick boys, nice boys and rude boys, smart boys and dumb boys, macho boys and twink boys, nipponjin boys and gaijin boys, strong boys and weak boys, blond boys and brunette boys, athlete boys and manager boys, honest boys and deceitful boys, happy boys and sad boys, cheerful boys and depressed boys, healthy boys and sick boys, angry boys and calm boys, senpai boys and kouhai boys, sweaty boys and dry boys, hungry boys and full boys, funny boys and serious boys, boys with short hair and man bun boys, muscly boys and stick figure boys, motorcycle boys and walking boys, apartment boys and dormitory boys. All of these and any other boys you could ever want are waiting for you here, in number24.

Potential: 0% (of this episode is spent playing rugby)

Lenlo’s review:

I am a simple man. I like sports. I like anime. I like sports anime. What do I do not like are shows solely about sexy characters being sexy, and you know what? That’s what number24 is selling itself as. A majority of the episode was just introducing a massive cast of characters, showing them off, and then absolutely 0 rugby was played. As a sports anime fan, I feel let down and betrayed. I wanted a rugby show about boys running into each other, tackling each other, and in general beating the crap out of each other within the very fine confines that are the rules of Rugby. Instead I got a male idol show, except replace idol with rugby. Assuming number24 actually involves the sport at some point in a meaningful way, it might make something of itself. From what I have seen though, I doubt that’s ever going to be a big focus.

Potential: 5%

 

Infinite Dendrogram

Short Synopsis: Vanilla anime protag plays VRMMO with bear-suited brother.

Mario’s review:

Here’s the second MMO-based fantasy and boy does it look familiar. We have virtually the same setting, the same premise of a rookie guy making it big and scoring some girls and a freaking Deus ex machina when it feels like doing so. The show sells hard on “in this world, the possibilities are endless” but what it actually does differently is that the NPCs are gone for good when they’re killed, which is nice in concept but stupid in execution. You see, when our main character can’t die (only log out of the game for a day, which again, is another stupid strategy from game producers’ standpoint) and has an opportunity to replay, I don’t feel any suspense at all. The bear brother adds nothing to the table, and what’s up with “you get severely injured when an NPC hits you” gag? Get me out of here.

Potential: 0%

Wooper’s review:

Welcome to Infinite Dendrogram: the Review! Before we get started, you’ll need to create an account and customize your appearance, so your disbelieving expressions can be rendered in real time as you watch yet another MMO light novel adaptation. All done designing your avatar? Hmm, if I could offer some advice, your character’s design is a bit too lifelike. You’ll want to make it look as inoffensive and void of personality as possible – this is an Infinite Dendrogram review, after all. Now let’s go over some advanced concepts that you may never have encountered before: NPCs, quests, equippable items, etc. Got all that? Perfect, we’ve just covered 80% of the episode. Now it’s time to join your brother’s party (he wears a bear suit. A BEAR SUIT) and take part in your first battle. Use your Embryo to win and complete your first quest. What’s an Embryo? Oh, it’s like a super-powerful thingy that lives in your hand. It can be a cute anime girl or a sword or whatever else you may need. It’s a get out of jail free card, basically, so the author can write whatever scenario he wants. And that’s pretty much it. You’re now ready to watch the rest of Infinite Dendrogram. Happy viewing!

Potential: 0%