Star Crossed Anime

Monster Musume no Oisha-san

Short Synopsis: Human doctor gets wrapped up in his assistant and then makes a blonde gladiator scream by touching her feet.  Okay, so his assistant is a snake and the gladiator is a centaur.

Amun’s review:

There was a pre-air of this a while ago.  Maybe I’m the only one who thought this was a continuation of the other series named Monster Musume (“Monster, Monster, Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Monster”) – but it’s not.  Instead we meet a young human doctor and snake assistant who have to help a centaur.  I guess it’s better than the highschool setting?  What’s weird to me is the character designs seem lower budget.  Original Monster Musume (and for example, the more recent Dropkick Jashin-chan) are obviously labours of love by monster lovers.  MM Oisha-san felt a bit…more bland.  If you’re going to go the demi-human route, go all the way – the way it stands, neither normies nor monster furries are going to watch this.

Potential: 50%

Lenlo’s review:

Are you telling me this isn’t a sequel to Monster Monster? Coulda fooled me. Anyways let’s cut to the chase and be real here, the only reason anyone is watching this is for the monster girl titties. No one cares about the doctor or the plot or any actual story, they want “plot”. And the fact of the matter is Monster Musume is the inferior monster girl titty show this season. If you are going to be a degenerate, then go all the way and watch the Super Philosopher (Uncensored) version of Peter Grill and don’t waste your time with this thinly-veiled soft-core. Hardcore or bust I say! Let your inhibitions run wild, don’t let your dreams be dreams! Scream to the heavens that you want well animated Hentai and you want it now! 

Potential: 0% – Your tits are in another castle.

Gibiate

Short Synopsis: Kathleen-chan, almost a high-school graduate, teams up with the time-travelling duo of a samurai and a ninja to develop the cure for COVID. 

Armitage’s review:

Ah, anime. Many times when my friends who can’t seem to understand how I spend so much time watching anime ask me why I feel so passionately about these ‘cartoons’, I tell them it’s because anime offers something that almost no other visual storytelling medium does: the opportunity for creators to completely BONKERS with their ideas. I mean, just read that synopsis! Where else will you be able to find something like that? We have shapeshifting monsters, teleporting ninjas, a samurai who’s slain a 1000 men yet somehow the protagonist is still a high-schooler. Because, ANIME! Now, as expected, with the studio not being of a very high pedigree, the animation leaves a lot to be desired and the CGI is pretty bad, but in a season as bare as this one, I’d take any attempt at telling a story like this over the many run-of-the-mill Isekai trash we get every season. And even with the lacklustre animation, I have to say the show looks really great. The character designs are stylized and the post-apocalyptic backgrounds are arguably best of the entire season. To top it off, we have a stellar soundtrack. And unless it completely falls apart in later episodes, this will definitely be one to keep an eye on. 

Potential: 75%

Mario’s review:

Well, I approached Gibiate with low low expectation – an anime that aims at an international audience where the creator is a character designer (not director or writer, goddamn character designer) with made-up sounding studio names surely don’t boast any confidence – and got out of it quite pleased with what I just saw. The concept is not terribly original but so far the presentation still holds everything together. The time-travel twist feels like a gimmick though, as so far it just feels so random that these Edo-era samurai would just appear to this post-apocalypse world and they get on with it a bit too well. I believe what grabs me the most in this premiere of Gibiate is the sense of dread of how the virus-infected spreads and causes massive impact to the world. Maybe in the time of Covid and lockdown, this is the closest anime that deals with the same issues we are currently experiencing right now. It might just be me, though.

Potential: 60%

Koi to Producer: EVOLxLOVE

Short Synopsis: Unnamed female character exists in close proximity to four male characters (each with their own names!).

Mario’s review:

Like many otome-game adaptation, Koi to Producer’s first episode concerns too much on this unnamed protagonist encountering these key (literally perfect specimen) characters than telling a coherent story. It has a lot going on at the same time, involving her company is on the verge of shutting down, supernatural incidents happen around her and she tries to bring these boys into her show. Each plot line has the potential but so far the pacing is messy, and the supernatural part is what I’m still unsure about. Are the “evolved” like superheroes and what “abilities” exactly do they have? For a show that has “supernatural power” as their backbone, this first episode doesn’t really do anything to elevate that.

Potential: 20%

Wooper’s review:

Y’all remember when MAPPA first spun off from Madhouse in the early 2010s? Their first few projects had people amped for the future of the studio – think “Trigger saved anime,” but unironically. Propping up two Shinichiro Watanabe projects was a good start, and their double shot of action/adventure series right afterwards (Garo and Bahamut) solidified them as heirs to the Madhouse throne. They even gave us Yuri on Ice and In This Corner of the World within a month of each other in 2016. Those were good years, weren’t they?

Fast forward to the present day, where MAPPA has delivered unto us this turd of an otome game adaptation, whose nameless heroine woos a conquerable bishounen with a bag of potato chips. This happens between the two nearly fatal traffic accidents from which she’s saved by a different, much moodier stud, who’s part of some secret plot to do… something? The story isn’t exactly clear, burdened as it is with senseless sci-fi lingo and levitating bishies. The soundtrack reminds me of Gen IV Pokemon music, which is to say it’s dated as hell (especially the digital organ). The characters move joylessly through sterile environments, which serve primarily as monuments to the suffocated dreams of the artists working on them. The only compliment I can find for Koi to Producer is that it’s not likely to stick around in my memory for long. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Potential: 0%

Oregairu S3

Short Synopsis: Antisocial antihero manages to give all nearby girls/guys feelings. And doesn’t eat his cookies.

Amun’s review:

Five years after the 8-man rode the wave of adolescent antisocial nostalgia, our awkward triangle/trio returns – exactly where we left them. Now – first of all, anyone who says they remember who Saki was either a) just rewatched the series in preparation or b) is lying and just looked it up. It’s been a while. My feeling is this season will be a farewell tour – saying goodbye to characters one by one until the final trio is resolved; we already saw this with Saki and the little sisters. I’m curious what’s going on with the Western formal wear in the OP – there tends to be a main event each season, so that’s probably related. I guess the biggest point of speculation is the ending of the obvious final ship; Yahari, for all its sneering, is too vanilla for a yuri ending, but I could see some BS throple avoidance of a real answer. The just-friends route is still an option too, but that would be lame. I mean, last season’s 8th son managed a proper harem, so maybe this season’s 8-man will do the same.

And so help me, if Hachiman doesn’t eat his damn cookies, I will knock the stupid out of him, making him 4-man.

Potential: 88.888888%

Mario’s review:

It feels rather nostalgic to see OreGairu back on screen, on that very day, as the characters look the same and we’re now 5 years older and wiser. For me, while this premiere doesn’t really establish the arc to come as it concerns more about Hachiman’s everyday life, it displays many of the show’s core qualities, for better or for worse. There’s a mix between light comic moments where the characters make “smart remarks” about the LN tropes – they fire imouto tropes in all cylinders here and overblown drama that grabs your heartstrings – sister takes a bow to send her gratitude to her brother. Really? Individually each part can be grating but OreGairu has that quality of making them affecting nonetheless. The thing I like most about the series, its attention and love to the characters’ little gestures and movements are still there. Hachiman and his little sister has always been one of my favorites so every moment they are together is just gold to me, but I can’t say the same with the Saki and Hachiman’s pair – Saki remains the least memorable character out of this entire cast. It’s lovely to see our awkward boy back with all the girls (and boys), that’s for sure, and I’m in for the ride, wherever it leads me.

Potential: 60%

Uzaki-chan wa Asobitai!

Short Synopsis: Girl manipulates her lazy senpai into having fun.

Armitage’s review:

Let’s just talk about the elephant in the room. YES. THOSE BREASTS ARE UNREALISTICALLY HUGE. Moving on.
I did not expect to enjoy this as much as I did. If there was a section in our first impressions for ‘most charming anime of the season’, this would undoubtedly take the cake. Although, it’s facing almost no competition, but still. We have a cheery female MC with a great pair personality and her lazy-ass senpai who just wants to be left alone so he can have his chicken karaage in peace after watching a movie by himself. The chemistry between the two is what instills the charm in this story. It’s a loud, slapstick comedy with plenty of moments capable of earning laughs from the viewers. The production quality is satisfactory and the soundtrack is serviceable. The only caveat I have is the slight over-reliance on well, the boob jokes. But I guess one would know that’d be the case even before pressing play on an episode. If the show can tone those down going forward, then this can easily be a sleeper hit for the season.

Potential: 70%

Wooper’s review:

Here are the two conversation loops that power this dumbass premiere.

#1:
Sakurai: I regret having to spend time with you, but I guess it’s happening anyway.
Uzaki: Yay! By the way, aren’t you, like, kind of a loser? LOL
Sakurai: [visibly frustrated] Listen here, you little shit. My lifestyle is totally normal, and here are some Facts and Logic to prove it.
Uzaki: Naruhodou! You really are the coolest and most logical spiky-haired anime protag in recent times. But for real though, aren’t you still kind of a nerd? XD
Sakurai: [suppresses the hilarious urge to hit a woman]

#2:
Sakurai: I guess spending time with Uzaki isn’t so bad, after all.
Uzaki: [draws attention to herself]
Sakurai: Why are you so annoying?
Uzaki: [has large breasts]
Sakurai: Why are your titties so sugoi dekai? [TL note: “sugoi dekai” means ‘big plan’]

Rinse and repeat.

Potential: 0%

Kanojo, Okarishimasu

Short Synopsis: Loser MC wants to get laid, no matter the cost. Literally.

Armitage’s review:

Now I’ll be honest, I am not a fan of the bland-male-protagonist-hitting-it-up-with-the-gorgeously-perfect-girl-who-is-way-out-of-his-league subgenre of romantic comedies because well, when I am rooting for the guy to get the girl, I want to at least like the guy. Which, in such stories, is rarely the case. Does Ren-Kano fall under the same category? Most definitely it does. The male lead is highly unlikeable, the female MC has the overdone twin-personality trait and if the premiere would have only involved the two of them, I’d have passed on it instantly. But thankfully, this story or at least the premiere does have one saving grace: the supporting cast. Generic loser MC’s parents and grandmother fare much better in terms of likeability and the comedic moments the show churned out of their reactions did genuinely make me laugh. Of course, that by itself is no reason to watch this week by week. None of them may feature extensively in the coming episodes. But still, I’ll give it a couple of episodes to give me something or someone to root for before giving up on it entirely, even though now I don’t think this will become an in-depth look into the escort industry which is kind of what I was hoping for.

Potential: 55%

Lenlo’s review:

Surprisingly wholesome for what is effectively a soft-core escort service. Armitage basically hit the nail on the head, our leading pair are actually the worst, dullest part of the show. It’s nothing we haven’t seen before in rom-coms, and Ren-Kano doesn’t seem to be doing anything different to change it up either. The supporting cast, and all the gags they are involved in, are really the best part. Playing up the grandparents, the father and mother, all of that was the best the episode had to offer. Sadly unlike Armitage, I didn’t enjoy it near as much. My brand of comedy leans more towards gallows humor than this “Your grand-daughter is my fake girlfriend because it keeps you out of the hospital” shtick. Still credit where it’s due, Ren-Kano was actually not mediocre for around 10 minutes of its runtime. So if this is your wheelhouse, I figure you’ll be able to find something to enjoy here.

Potential: 30%