Shinmai Renkinjutsushi no Tenpo Keiei
Short Synopsis: An orphan girl graduates from an alchemists’ academy and prepares to open her own business.
Amun: I mean…yeah. I like the Working!! knock-offs, especially with the mix-in of fantastic and alchemy, but there just isn’t that much to say here. Like, our protag is uninteresting in HER OWN SHOW. That’s a very bad sign – at least make her magnetic to other in-world characters. I feel for her tough upbringing and determination and all…but these kinds of people don’t make interesting stories in reality, let alone in an oversaturated genre. There are nice touches here and there (and the most interesting character is clearly the dashing master). It’s just there’s not that much to write home about here, except that a girl with fanatical effort managed to attract a high level teacher whose strict training made her meet expectations. Then that master sent her off to the countryside to learn something other than books. Yeah, seems super boring on paper…but I’ll probably watch at least half of it – it’s at least cute and calming.
Potential: 25%
Wooper: Why do so many fantasy anime feature schools as the jumping-off points for their main characters? Sure, it’s a familiar concept for teenage audiences (especially in academics-obsessed Japan), but if your work is set in a universe separate from ours, you can go about building it any way you want. Knowledge can be shared within families, passed down from masters to apprentices, or acquired through self-study or trial and error. You can even write stories that don’t require your protagonist to have encyclopedic levels of information rattling around in their heads! That concept is lost on Shinmai Renkinjutsushi, which thought it important to demonstrate its hero Sarasa’s vast alchemical knowledge in this premiere. I don’t know about you all, but I was so proud to see how quickly she recognized cepharantha bulbs, perenalcone sap, filipendula, dryas, woostail, lyratam fruit, apifilliam roots, and armelina fruits during her practical exam. But seriously, this episode was unappealing and tiresome, despite featuring a few cute visual gags (Sarasa’s nose swelling with pride, then snapping off and falling out of frame, for example). It’s yet another medicine-adjacent fantasy show, the bar for which has gotten so low that “there’s no reincarnation element” is supposed to be a selling point. This is an anime for people who are frightened by unpredictability.
Potential: 0%
Futoku no Guild
Short Synopsis: A monster hunter saves several girls from being assaulted by fantasy creatures (but not before the camera captures them at the most exploitative angles possible).
Amun: Oh, I didn’t actually know what this was about. There is legit nothing good here – it’s a playthrough of a Ero RPG. Like, you could go watch one of those Twitch plays (well, I guess not Twitch) of something and it would be more interesting. I regret everything.
Potential: Nah
Lenlo: Aaaaaass and titties, ass ass and titties, aaaass and titties. That’s right, this is your seasonal uncensored, explicit, it might as well be outright porn, ecchi of the season. Is there anything of value or substance here? Does anyone have any personality besides their breast size and fetish category? The answer to those, and similar questions, is no. Like I’m not going to sugar coat it, this show is the seasonal incel wish fulfillment where the MC is a perfect blank slate and the girls exist purely to be sex objects. Even Shield Hero tried harder than this to hide its incel wish fulfillment. I can’t even recommend this show on the basis of just enjoying porn, because at that point you are better off looking up actual porn.
Potential: ⊙⊙/100
Akiba Maid Sensou
Short Synopsis: Two new hires at a maid cafe are tasked with delivering a message to a rival business, but one of them is far more equipped for the job than the other.
Wooper: There’s more to Akiba Maid Sensou than meets the eye, thanks to a theatrical final scene that’s likely to generate a lot of buzz in the coming days (or perhaps it already did, depending on when this post gets published). I’ll refrain from spoiling precisely what occurs in those last few minutes, even though most viewers will be able to sense where the story is headed after the opening flashback, which depicts a maid-on-maid assassination 14 years before the main plot begins. That final sequence is so wild that it will naturally dominate all discussion of this episode, but having seen it, I’m no more likely to watch this show next week than I was before. In fact, the odds of me coming back are lower now than if Akiba Maid had been a dark comedy about a starry-eyed employee getting their soul crushed by a minimum wage job. The show leans in that direction once or twice, but it’s all couched in the knowledge that the girls’ job isn’t what it seems, which detracts from what could have been a decent satirical angle. There is a cute panda at the series’ workplace, though (which is called the Oinky Doink cafe, if you can believe it), so that’s something.
Potential: 5%
Lenlo: You know, I wasn’t sure what to expect going into Akiba Maid Wars. I thought… Are these customer wars? Fighting for market share with silly gimmicks, skimpy outfits and cute girls? And then it opened with a street assassination and I suddenly had no idea what I was in for. Are these actual maid-cafe street gangs? Apparently so cause bitches be dying. To be honest, I had a shocking amount of fun with this. Its stupid, but it feels like Akib knows its stupid. It leaned all in on the Akihabara maid cafe culture with its light-stick weapons and dance routine street fight. As someone who has worked in a maid cafe for 3 years at convention, I appreciated that. I don’t expect Akiba to have much depth to it. It’s going to be weekly maid-themed fight scenes to maid music probably. But that’s more than I expected going into it, and I figure I can have some fun with that. Plus its all about gallows humor, my favorite kind of humor.
Potential: 30%